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If you or a loved one have come in contact with these three impeccably dressed hooligans you may be eligible for compensation. Call this number for more information 719-266-2837
The Good Word
Have you encountered a bird? Have you heard the good word? The word about the bird? The bird? Bird? Bird? The bird is the word.
Funnies
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to? Hip Hop.
What did the mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant? "Out of the way, I'm about to puma pants!"
What's a deer's favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate chip cookie doe
What did the mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant? "Out of the way, I'm about to puma pants!"
What's a deer's favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate chip cookie doe
Shirts
And here comes a lady with an enchanting little kangaroo. And I'm going to ask her something about shirts. No I'm not. Because she's given me a rather vulgar sign.